Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Snow Limericks

Snow forecasts did not prescribe salt
causing traffic in winter to halt
and taxpayers' odium
at introuvable sodium
made teeth grit and find planning at fault!

Claimed drivers when ice capped their journey
'Winter's stockpile of salt's not come early.
This lack of base condiment
is a pain in the fundament
and calls for a hard-nosed attorney!'